What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

matt is fat

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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