Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Women's rights

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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