- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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