What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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