- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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