- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Gordon Brown smiles.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

i have two hands.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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