What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Good job, son.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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