- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Tilt your screen back

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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