your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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