- Anti Joke

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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