Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Women can vote? wtf

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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