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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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