whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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