- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

sorry got to poo

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

what is orange? an orange

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A midget walked under a bar.