What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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