- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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