- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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