what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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