- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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