- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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