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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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