Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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whats black and strange a paki

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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what has genitial warts? me

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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