why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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