- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

it's funny because it's funny

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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