Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Your Mom The End.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Knock, Knock Who's There

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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