Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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