- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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