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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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