- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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