- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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