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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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