- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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