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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Republicans

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick