- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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