- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

once you go black your credit goes wack

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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