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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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4 hours later.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Anti Joke

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