Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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are u black unlucky

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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dallen loves penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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