why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Rylan Clark

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Tim likes girls

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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