- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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