What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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