- Anti Joke

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

There once was this guy and he fell down

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A seal walks into a club.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.