How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

An Asian man fails a math test

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

where is the world?

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

The Princess is in another castle

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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