- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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