- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Abortion.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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