Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

a black man walks out of popeyes

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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