How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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