Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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dead dibbs

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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