- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

a man walked into a bar....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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