Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

The government

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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