Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Your existance.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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