- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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