- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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