I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Anti Joke

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