What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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