Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Anti Joke

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