why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Oh, right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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