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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This isn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

The Oakland Raiders

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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