- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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