Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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