What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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