How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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