- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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