Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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