How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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The EPA.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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