- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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