- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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