What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Women's rights.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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I once did something.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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