What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Chlamydia

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Go away still nothing to see

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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