- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Phew... it's gone.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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