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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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