How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Sixty... eight

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

you see theres this guy.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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