- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Women's rights.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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