what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Everybody will die

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Anti Joke

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