What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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White NBA players.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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This is a joke.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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