- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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