What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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