A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

every knight i see an owl at window

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

haha Otarts was here

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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