- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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