Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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