How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What would u like to drink?

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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France had one revolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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