Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Women's Rights

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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