- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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