- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Knock knock It's open, come in

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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