Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Two planes walk into an office building

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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