Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Swag.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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my egg roll

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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This is a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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F? No k

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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