so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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women's rights

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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one stop shop

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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