knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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