A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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