- Anti Joke

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A jew enters a mall.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer