- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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