What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

^ That's not even funny ^

Illumati Confirmed

im gay

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

ejaculation JLR

And you honored it I see :P

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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