tim has no humor

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What black and has children A black man

knock knock who's there? hope

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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