A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Blacks

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Justin Bieber.

nothing

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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