- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

knock knock!? . . No.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Roses are red, yup.

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