Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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