- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Patriarchy.

your life

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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