went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

eoin burgin is fat

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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