- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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