Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

womens rights

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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