Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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My cat just died.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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