- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

tommy is retared

ur gey

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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