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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

I'm gay.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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