- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Come in

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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