what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

I had friends on the Death Star.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's the difference between a duck?

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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