Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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