Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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2 black kids walk into school

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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