In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Jesus Christ

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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