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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

PENIS lol

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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