- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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