- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Yo mama so fat.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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