Wait! hundred billions!

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Tilt your screen back .

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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