- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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