If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Dislike this.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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The WNBA

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