- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Okay.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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