Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Your Mom The End.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A: Do you like it B: No

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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