- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

European on my shoes, buddy.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

the redsox

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A car walks into a bar.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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