- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What is brown and sticky? A stick

speak now or forever hold your pee

Robin get in the batmobile!

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Dumbledore dies.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Women's Rights

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Anti Joke

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