- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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