- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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