- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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