Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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8=> >->-o

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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rent a cops

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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