- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A guy at a baseball game....

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Then none of us want to be right.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

read me write me

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

tim has no humor

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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