What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Sloths

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binladin walks into the american seals

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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