- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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