Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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