- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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