Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Caramel Boing.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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