A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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one of the idiot

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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girls basketball

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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