- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

woman's rights

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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