- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

A jew enters a mall.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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