Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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YOU

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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