- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

I love you

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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