"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

world society

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

seek beauty

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Black people.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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