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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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