- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Long joke Your such a downey

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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