moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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