justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Chlamydia

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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