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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

I like the color potato.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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