- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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