mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Justin beiber's penis

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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