What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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