- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

YOLO

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

KOOKABURRA

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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