Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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