- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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