A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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