- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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