- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

I am dyslexic

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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