Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

4 hours later.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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