- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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