- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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