- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

How's the weather? Good.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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