Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Dwight Howard

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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