- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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