Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Yock

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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